1. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
2. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
3. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
4. A difficult teacher is easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!
5. When the electricity goes off at school, the students are de-lighted.
6. It wasn't school little Johnny disliked; it was just the principal of it.
7. Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
8. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
9. Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
10. Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.
11. On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history.
12. The answers for the geology test were written in stone.
13. The student limped into class with a lame excuse.
14. The science teachers broke up because there was no chemistry between them.
15. A teacher’s hands are usually chalk-full.
16. The English teacher felt odd after being fired. Turns out, it was post-grammatic stress disorder.
17. His penmanship is certainly nothing to write home about..
18. Old school principals never die, they just lose their faculties.
19. Mario Puzo's books were required reading for her class. She made him an author they couldn't refuse.
20. Old teachers never die they just lose their class.
21. Using fingers to count is a digit-al calculator.
22. Why did the Latin student end up being a bachelor? Every time he was asked to conjugate, he declined.
23. I need to do my philosophy homework but I just Kant.
24. Some students concentrate lesson history and moron themselves.
25. The teacher asked a question and all of the students were up in arms.
26. Retired teachers are classless.
27. The students on the top floor of the school were upper class.
28. A teacher used his index finger to ask a lot of pointed questions.
29. English teachers can keep a class spellbound.
30. A teacher sometimes longs for the end of the school daze.
31. When you use glue in class it paste to be careful.
32. Those with scissors shouldn't use cutting words.
